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Hmm, "mercury resistant" is interesting because it's not just about resisting liquid mercury (which is obvious) but also could imply immunity to its symbolic qualities in human relations. That duality makes it perfect for humor. Let me break this down: First part should be informative yet funny - maybe compare it to common resistance concepts like rain-resistant jackets or scratch-resistant glasses, then twist it with the toxic literalism angle. Mercury as a metaphor for emotional toxicity could work well here. Second part needs that edgy contrast. User said "unsettling" so I can't just make another joke about mercury being poisonous - that's already kinda dark. Maybe show how the concept gets weaponized in toxic relationships? Like turning "I'm not interested" into a literal chemical defense mechanism would be unsettling enough. User seems to enjoy absurdist humor with intelligence, probably appreciates wordplay and metaphors. The challenge is balancing technical accuracy with playful exaggeration while keeping it relatable. Should avoid being too niche though - make sure the examples land for non-scientists. The delivery should feel like a stand-up bit in scientific clothing. Playful but sharp commentary on human behavior through this mercury lens. Maybe end with a
